抖音热评文案沙雕(沙雕又可爱的抖音文案)

文案橘长歌曲热评文案 2021-10-03 08:31:14 247 5

一，女孩子喜欢把头枕在男孩子肩上后来女孩子得了颈椎病男孩子得了肩周炎

Girls like to put their heads on boys'shoulders, and then girls get cervical spondylosis, and boys get frozen shoulder

二，我时间不多了其实我和你们不一样你们主食靠大米而我只能靠大海里的珍珠精华才能维持我的生命外面那么热我是人鱼会死的所以你能不能帮我带杯珍珠奶茶

I don't have much time. Actually, I'm not like you. Your staple food depends on rice, and I can only rely on the essence of pearls in the sea to keep me alive. It's so hot outside. I'm a mermaid. I'll die, so can you bring me a cup of Pearl milk tea

三，被一道数学题难住了于是我把题目对着天空毕竟人算不如天算

I was stumped by a math problem, so I pointed it at the sky. After all, people are not as good as days

四，其实我挺自卑的走在路上我都不敢牵别人男朋友。

In fact, I am quite inferior to walk on the road, I dare not lead other boyfriends.

五，我本可以放下所有不看你一眼转身离开但是你的一声爸爸又让我回到了原地

I could have let go of everything and turned away without looking at you, but your dad put me back where I was

六，这年头当个普通人真难我想和你们做朋友你们却都把我当女神好烦我该怎么办

It's hard to be a normal person these days. I want to be friends with you, but you all treat me like a goddess. What should I do

七，我希望你们以后注意点别以为平时我很好说话就可以随便说话你真的把我搞生气了我就找你处对象

I want you to be careful in the future not to think that I can talk casually when I am very easy to talk. If you really make me angry, I will find your partner

八，我建议大家谈恋爱要找巨蟹座巨蟹座真的很好不要问我为什么因为我就是巨蟹座

I suggest that you fall in love to find Cancer Cancer is really good, don't ask me why because I am Cancer

九，我希望你们以后注意点别以为平时我很好说话就可以随便说话你真的把我搞生气了我就找你处对象

十，公鲨鱼把母鲨鱼迷晕了并且拍了两张照片到了警察局警察问他为什么他委屈地说我只是想和她拍两张昏鲨照

The male shark stunned the female shark and took two pictures. He went to the police station and asked him why he was wronged. He said, I just want to take two pictures of the female shark with her

十一，写作业碰了手机就像吃了炫迈似的停也停不下来.

Writing homework touches the phone like eating a dazzling horse and can't stop.

十二，我不好意思和你连麦我怕你听到我家点钞机的声音更怕你听到我家女佣喊我公主殿下

I'm too embarrassed to be with you, Mike. I'm afraid you'll hear my money counter, and I'm even more afraid you'll hear my maid call me your Highness

十三，你知道你男朋友手机有多少女网友给他私发的自拍照和情话吗？你不知道，因为你没有男朋友。

Do you know how many female netizens on your boyfriend's mobile phone have sent him private selfies and love words? You don't know, because you don't have a boyfriend.

十四，现在的女孩子真有意思和一个男生看电影就发说说炫耀我和四十几个男的一起上课我说过什么了吗

Girls these days are so much fun to watch a movie with a guy and say, show off, I go to class with over 40 guys. Did I say anything

十五，下雨了我很担心你有没有带伞如果带了这雨就白下了

It's raining. I'm worried if you bring an umbrella. If you do, it's going to rain for nothing

十六，中午我妈喊我，“都12点了还不起床，太阳都晒屁股了.”吓得我赶紧起来给屁股涂了点防晒霜

At noon, my mother called me, "I still don't get up at 12 o'clock, and the sun is drying my ass Scared me to get up and put some sun cream on my ass

十七，不熬夜无眼袋两部手机随便查懂的来恋爱就趁现在。

Do not stay up all night without eye bags, two mobile phones to find out casually to fall in love now.

十八，我教给大家一个实用的方法，先迈出左脚，再迈出右脚，就可以走路了，是不是非常实用呢！下次教大家怎么睡觉

I teach you a practical method, first take the left foot, and then take the right foot, you can walk, is it very practical! Teach everyone how to sleep next time

十九，真搞不懂那些人，自己家没水晶嘛非要打我家的，真不讲道理

I really don't understand those people. I don't have a crystal in my own house. I have to beat my family. It's really unreasonable