一，女孩子喜欢把头枕在男孩子肩上 后来女孩子得了颈椎病 男孩子得了肩周炎
Girls like to put their heads on boys'shoulders, and then girls get cervical spondylosis, and boys get frozen shoulder
二，我时间不多了 其实我和你们不一样 你们主食靠大米 而我只能靠大海里的珍珠精华才能维持我的生命 外面那么热 我是人鱼会死的 所以你能不能帮我带杯珍珠奶茶
I don't have much time. Actually, I'm not like you. Your staple food depends on rice, and I can only rely on the essence of pearls in the sea to keep me alive. It's so hot outside. I'm a mermaid. I'll die, so can you bring me a cup of Pearl milk tea
三，被一道数学题难住了 于是我把题目对着天空 毕竟人算不如天算
I was stumped by a math problem, so I pointed it at the sky. After all, people are not as good as days
In fact, I am quite inferior to walk on the road, I dare not lead other boyfriends.
I could have let go of everything and turned away without looking at you, but your dad put me back where I was
六，这年头当个普通人真难 我想和你们做朋友你们却都把我当女神 好烦 我该怎么办
It's hard to be a normal person these days. I want to be friends with you, but you all treat me like a goddess. What should I do
七，我希望你们以后注意点 别以为平时我很好说话就可以随便说话 你真的把我搞生气了 我就找你处对象
I want you to be careful in the future not to think that I can talk casually when I am very easy to talk. If you really make me angry, I will find your partner
八，我建议大家谈恋爱要找巨蟹座 巨蟹座真的很好 不要问我为什么 因为我就是巨蟹座
I suggest that you fall in love to find Cancer Cancer is really good, don't ask me why because I am Cancer
九，我希望你们以后注意点 别以为平时我很好说话就可以随便说话 你真的把我搞生气了 我就找你处对象
十，公鲨鱼把母鲨鱼迷晕了 并且拍了两张照片 到了警察局 警察问他为什么 他委屈地说我只是想和她拍两张昏鲨照
The male shark stunned the female shark and took two pictures. He went to the police station and asked him why he was wronged. He said, I just want to take two pictures of the female shark with her
十一，写作业碰了手机 就像吃了炫迈似的 停也停不下来.
Writing homework touches the phone like eating a dazzling horse and can't stop.
十二，我不好意思和你连麦 我怕你听到我家点钞机的声音 更怕你听到我家女佣喊我公主殿下
I'm too embarrassed to be with you, Mike. I'm afraid you'll hear my money counter, and I'm even more afraid you'll hear my maid call me your Highness
Do you know how many female netizens on your boyfriend's mobile phone have sent him private selfies and love words? You don't know, because you don't have a boyfriend.
十四，现在的女孩子真有意思和一个男生看电影 就发说说炫耀 我和四十几个男的一起上课 我说过什么了吗
Girls these days are so much fun to watch a movie with a guy and say, show off, I go to class with over 40 guys. Did I say anything
十五，下雨了 我很担心你有没有带伞 如果带了这雨就白下了
It's raining. I'm worried if you bring an umbrella. If you do, it's going to rain for nothing
At noon, my mother called me, "I still don't get up at 12 o'clock, and the sun is drying my ass Scared me to get up and put some sun cream on my ass
十七，不熬夜 无眼袋 两部手机随便查 懂的来 恋爱就趁现在。
Do not stay up all night without eye bags, two mobile phones to find out casually to fall in love now.
I teach you a practical method, first take the left foot, and then take the right foot, you can walk, is it very practical! Teach everyone how to sleep next time
I really don't understand those people. I don't have a crystal in my own house. I have to beat my family. It's really unreasonable
二十，你现在不爱我没关系 过了这个村 依旧还是我这个店 因为我是连锁店
It doesn't matter if you don't love me now. This village is still my shop because I'm a chain store
Be a lovely girl, don't bother with the world, full of joy. Without the temperament of the goddess, you can only quietly make a funny comparison